88: We’re Gonna Goose Your Bumps

Listener beware, you’re in for a scare, Megan and RJ are here to give you Goosebumps! Learn all about RL Stine, the man behind the bumps, plus: Hairy Adoption Alternatives, “What’s the Deal with Kids and Ventriloquism?”, and the oral …

Read more

87: The Phantom of The Hockey Rink

“Christine, I am The Angel of Music, and you must never touch my mask…seriously, have you ever taken a puck to the face unprotected? Brutal.” It’s Halloween, and you know what that means: Spooky ghosts, haunted opera houses, horny Frenchmen, …

Read more

86: Is the Evil Fairy Who Cursed Your Dick a Girlboss?

In this episode, Megan and RJ ask: What killed John Keats, arguably the softest of the Softboi Romantic poets? Lord Byron and Percy Shelley blame mean reviews, but we’re *pretty* sure it was the tuberculosis. Probably. See also: Poems About …

Read more

79: Troy 2 – Odysseus Is Back & He’s Pissed

The Odyssey aka Part 2 of Homer’s epic poetic duo features what is perhaps the worst and also most horny travelogue of the ancient world as Odysseus battles and bangs his way home while Athena, arguably, does all the real …

Read more

March Mini-Madness 4: Adaptation-Hating with The Narcissist Cookbook

Woah! New episode on a Tuesday?! Yes, we’re sitting at the razor’s edge of both March and madness as Matt Johnston aka The Narcissist Cookbook joins Megan to share his feelings on HBO’s adaptation of the His Dark Materials novel …

Read more

73: Much Ado About Doin’ It

We’re celebrating our 3rd birthday with Big Willy Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing, and everyone’s* invited! Ready your “no” face to learn why vicious sarcasm is the truest love language, how to give off Big Thursday Energy, the benefits of …

Read more

70: Crack Open A Cold Nut With The Boy

Megan and RJ attempt to atone for their episode 69-related sins with a dose of wholesome holiday cheer via ETA Hoffmann’s classic Christmas tale, The Nutcracker! Wherein a potentially insane clockmaker refuses to help a small girl who’s being extorted …

Read more

63:Treasure Island – A Tale of Two Daddies

Your favorite wildly unqualified hosts are back and have completely forgotten how to podcast! Join Megan and RJ as they once again venture onto the literary high seas with Treasure Island, where we learn that the real treasure is the …

Read more